No milk for your cereal
No maple syrup for your pancakes
Being late for a date
Being late for a job interview
Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
Uncontrollable projectile vomiting
Doing laundry
Doing dishes by hand
Warm soda
Flat soda
Bouncing a check
Your credit card saying "not approved" at the register
SLAMMING YOUR FINGER IN THE CARDOOR
DROPPING A BOWLING BALL ON YOUR TOE
Being forced to watch educational TV
being forced to listen to opera music
Having the ugliest, sorriest, oldest car
Having no car at all
Counting all the sands of the world eternally
Draining the ocean with an eyedropper
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