Having your boss find a nasty email you wrote about him/her
having your friend find a nasty email you wrote about him/her
Sneaking out, having the time of your life, then getting caught
Not sneaking out at all and missing the fun
Having a painful past
Having a painful present
Having a painful future
Not getting presents on your birthday
Not getting presents on Christmas
Seeing someone w/ a booger collection
Seeing someone with a road kill collection
In the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks
In the middle of a forest surrounded by bears
Having a horrible spouse you can\'t divorce
being single your whole life
Insomnia (can’t sleep)
Narcolepsy (falling asleep suddenly when you don’t want to)
Getting a creepy phone call
Getting a threatening e-mail
Not being able to fall asleep at a sleepover when everyone else is asleep
Falling asleep right away so that the other can play pranks and make fun of you
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