Sending an email to someone, and getting a \"Failure Delivery\" notice
Visiting a Web page, and that site being shut down
 
 

Waving back at someone only to find out that they weren\'t waving at you.
Waving at someone who turned out to be a complete stranger.
 
 

Having diarrhea naked while in an anti-gravity chamber.
Needing to pee while wearing a metal suit.
 
 

Getting grounded for a week for something you didn\'t do
Getting grounded for a month for something you did do
 
 

GETTING HIT ON BY AN UGLY PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
GETTING HIT ON BY GORGEOUS PERSON OF THE SAME SEX
 
 

Getting shot in the head and dying.
Getting shot in the face and living disfigured
 
 

Having someone tip over a port o potty while you’re in it
Falling in the hole of an outhouse
 
 

Having uncontrollable diarrhea in an airplane
Uncontrollable vomiting on an airplane
 
 

Getting your period while in your wedding dress and it showing
Getting your period while having sex with a new lover
 
 

Having to watch Glitter for the rest of eternity
Having to watch Crossroads for the rest of eternity
Having to watch A Walk to Remember for the rest of eternity
 
 
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