Burning Dinner intended for your Sweetheart
Eating a Burnt Dinner your Sweetheart cooked
Having someone stick a toothpick in your ear?
Having someone stick a toothpick up your nose?
Getting cut from the team
making the team and sitting the bench the whole season?
A tap constantly dripping
A clock loudly ticking
Kissing Saddam
Wiping Osoma Bin Laden\'s Ass
Getting on an elevator on which someone had pushed all 26 buttons
Being in a two hour traffic jam
J.Lo dating Puff Daddy.
J.Lo marrying that dancer guy.
J.Lo engaged to Ben Affleck.
Changing her name to J.Lo.
Saying that you have a crush on the teacher to a friend and then realize that the teacher is standing behind you.
Having a best friend write you a note that says.... I don’t want to be seen with you anymore....
Using a your own sock to wipe at a public bathroom
Using your hand to wipe at a public bathroom
Using your sleeve to wipe at a public bathroom
So full you’re about to explode
So hungry you\'ll eat a shoe
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