Eating good food and feeling bad
eating bad food and feeling good
Hearing a song you hate on the radio and not being able to turn it off
Hearing a song you love on the radio and not being able to turn it up
Being burned alive
Being stretched until you tear in half
Tickled until you wet your pants
Being bitten until you bleed
Being a passenger with a really slow driver
Being a driver with a passenger that keeps changing your radio stations
Being lost in the middle of the woods and wiping with poison ivy
lying in the sun at a nude beach and getting a sun burn on your butt
Having someone ram a needle in your eye
Having someone ram a needle up your butt
Eating a handful of raisins to later find out that they were bugs
Drinking a glass of milk that expired three months ago
your parents going to one of your friend’s cool hangout drug/alcohol parties
Finding out your friend ordered a stripper who turned out to be your mom
Getting beat up in front of everyone at school
Getting caught making out with your teacher
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