Having someone ram a needle in your eye
Having someone ram a needle up your butt
Eating a handful of raisins to later find out that they were bugs
Drinking a glass of milk that expired three months ago
Wearing a costume at a non-costume party
wearing regular clothes at a costume party
Wiping your butt with sandpaper
Blowing your nose with dirty underwear
Getting crucified
Getting buried alive
Getting caught having sex with your neighbor
ordering a stripper and finding out its your mom
Sleeping in the same room as your annoying and stinky little brother
Sleeping in the same room as your snoring 90 year old great grandma
Not doing something and regretting it for the rest of your life
Doing something and having it screw up the rest of your life
Being in a place that is too loud
Being in a place that is too quiet
Being in your house in 105 degree weather with no air conditioning or fan
Being in your house in 25 degree weather with no heater or fireplace
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