A roommate who snores at night?
A roommate who talks on the phone all day?
 
 

Having all your toenails pulled off one by one?
Having all your teeth pulled out one by one?
 
 

Boiling to death
freezing to death
 
 

Having your cell phone ring during a moment of silence
Laughing uncontrollably during a moment of silence
 
 

Eating good food and feeling bad
eating bad food and feeling good
 
 

Hearing a song you hate on the radio and not being able to turn it off
Hearing a song you love on the radio and not being able to turn it up
 
 

Being burned alive
Being stretched until you tear in half
 
 

Tickled until you wet your pants
Being bitten until you bleed
 
 

Being a passenger with a really slow driver
Being a driver with a passenger that keeps changing your radio stations
 
 

Being lost in the middle of the woods and wiping with poison ivy
Lying in the sun at a nude beach and getting a sun burn on your butt
 
 
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