Having a tiny man named Leon that lives in your ear and constantly sings Celine Dion songs
Having a tiny many named Ned that lives in your nose and constantly farts
eating a dozen roaches for $100
eating 5 maggots for $10
Losing something really precious to you
Somebody losing something really precious to you
Having you're loved one murdered in front of you
Being the last person on Earth
Waiting ages for a phone call you really want
Waiting ages for a phone call you dread
Never having a relationship, until becoming happily married at forty-five
Almost always in a relationship, but never getting marrried
cleaning the whole floor of a gas station bathroom with your tongue after a toilet has overflowed
accidentally throwing up on your teacher
eating from a clogged toliet
brushing your teeth with a toothbrush that fell in a clogged toliet
Being stuck in a tree with no one
Being stuck in a tree with your worst enemy
Getting your butt cheeks pierced together
Getting your eyelids pierced
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