Getting each of your hairs on your head pulled out one by one
having each of your eyelashes pulled out one by one?
Finding out that your Mom is your Dad
Finding out that your Dad is you Mom
Having someone contantly poke you in the forehead for eternity
Having someone step on the back of your shoes when you walk for eternity
Accidentally farting out loud during a moment of silence
Uncontrollable laughter during a moment of silence
Having someone love you and never tell you?
Have them tell you, but knowing that you can\'t ever be together?
Having your boyfriend tell you you have a booger hanging out of your nose!
Drooling over a really hot guy that you think is staring at you, when a girl walks up and starts making out with him and you realize you had no chance anyways.
Having to flush the toilet while you\'re on speaker phone
Crapping in a porto-potty while its tipping over
being allergic to money
being allergic to sex
having a computer so slow the earth orbits the sun faster
