dying with no family to love you, but nobody is upset
dying with a loving family but they are upset
 
 

Being the lead singer of a crappy band
Being the drummer of a really good band
 
 

getting caught picking your nose in class and someone yells it out and totally embarassed you
getting caught farting and someone yells it out and totally embarassed you
 
 

Falling down in front of the guy/girl that you like and having he/she laugh at you
Falling down in front of the whole school and having them laugh at you
 
 

Having your finger stuck up your nose
Getting your hands glued together
 
 

Crapping your pants at a sleepover
While your asleep you hump your friend
 
 

drinking blended up puke
drinking runny diareaaha
 
 

Farting at a dinner party with the Queen of England
Burping at a dinner party with the Queen of England
 
 

Wearing white pants and sitting in red paint making everyone think that you have a leaky period
Finding out that you have walked through the whole city with your skirt tucked into your underwear
 
 

stepping in dog poo in front of your girl/boyfriend
falling face front in dog poo
 
 
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