Approaching someone you admire and being rejected
Never approaching someone you admire and always wondering how it could have been
Having your boyfriend cheat on you with your best friend
Having your boyfriend cheat on you with your beautiful and skinny mom
Watching Barney for all eternity
Listening to the Blues Clues theme song for eternity
Having to stand in a freezing cold shower
Having to sit a burning tub
Having to pee really bad in the middle of making out with your crush
Having really bad breath while making out with your crush
being caught by someone you like picking your nose
being caught by someone you like picking you butt
Sitting next to a baby that won't stop crying
Sitting next to a grandma who wont shut up
Talking like E.T.
Walking like Yoda
Having to kill your dog
Your dog killing you
Watching your mom kill your dog
Swimming in period blood
Swimming in booger spit
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