Approaching someone you admire and being rejected
Never approaching someone you admire and always wondering how it could have been
 
 

Having your boyfriend cheat on you with your best friend
Having your boyfriend cheat on you with your beautiful and skinny mom
 
 

Watching Barney for all eternity
Listening to the Blues Clues theme song for eternity
 
 

Having to stand in a freezing cold shower
Having to sit a burning tub
 
 

Having to pee really bad in the middle of making out with your crush
Having really bad breath while making out with your crush
 
 

being caught by someone you like picking your nose
being caught by someone you like picking you butt
 
 

Sitting next to a baby that won't stop crying
Sitting next to a grandma who wont shut up
 
 

Talking like E.T.
Walking like Yoda
 
 

Having to kill your dog
Your dog killing you
Watching your mom kill your dog
 
 

Swimming in period blood
Swimming in booger spit
 
 
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