Being accused of something you did and found innocent
Being accused of something you didn't do and found guilty
 
 

Meeting your boyfriends family and starting your period, not having a tampon or a pad, while wearing white pants
Meeting your boyfriends family laughing at something very funny and peeing all over yourself
 
 

smelling like a pig for the rest of your life
looking like a pig for the rest of your life
 
 

getting shot to death
getting beaten to death
 
 

Starting your period in your boyfriend's bed
Starting it on a date and realizing that you don't have any feminine supplies
 
 

having no legs and being entered in a race, only to find that if you don't win, you'll be tortured to death
having a very bad case of pubic lice and not having the arms to scratch it
 
 

Being naked in an anti-gravity room
Peeing in a metal suit
 
 

Being Freezing and having a Cold Drink
Being hot and having a warm drink
 
 

Having your head impaled upon a stick
Having a javelin thrown threw your chest
 
 

sneezing in your crushes mouth when finally about to kiss him
having somebody sneeze in your mouth
 
 
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