Being born rich and dying poor
Being born poor and dying rich
Being stuck in traffic when you really have to go
Waiting in a long line when you really have to go
Being all dressed up with nowhere to go
Having somewhere to go and nothing to wear
Being thrown into a woodchiper
Being set on fire and burned alive
Overhearing your parents talking about their sex the night before
Your parents hearing u talk about ur sex life
Finding out your boyfriend is a woman
finding out your boyfriend is a serial killer
Having someone pluck the hairs from your brows
having someone pluck your eyelashes
having to make out with the first guy/girl you see whenever you hear the word "and"
having to have an uncontrolibly annoying laugh everytime you hear the word "and" and everyone thinks your annoying and you have no friends?
kissing your boyfriends/girlfriends scabby bum every day
sucking wet snot out of his/her nose every day
Being in the White House dressed as Osama Bin Laden
Being in Saudi Arabia dressed as George Bush
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