Staying in a relationship with someone who might be wrong for you
Breaking up with someone then realizing they were right for you
Being the most beautiful person in the world, but being blind
Having the most beautiful voice in the world, but being deaf
Being immortal and starving and not being able to eat
Being immortal and being cut every 15 minutes and your blood can't clot
Throwing up on your boyfriend’s/girlfriend’s $500 shoes
Your boyfriend/girlfriend throwing up in your mouth right before they are about to kiss you
Finding out your boy/girlfriend was gay/lesbian throughout the whole relationship
Finding out your boy/girlfriend turned gay/lesbian because of you
Killing someone and immediately dissecting them
Cutting off your finger
being struck by lightning
being flatened by a tree
cleaning under your fat grandmother's rolls (including belly button lint)
changing you grandmother's diaper
Having your dog/pet die in front of you
Having your mom die in front of you
waking up with a racoon on your chest
waking up with a mouse on your face
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