Telling a joke to a large group and everyone just stares at you
Telling an extremely offensive joke and offending a large group
Walking through your dogs throw up
Walking through your dogs poo
Having a huge family and not knowing
Not having any family and knowing it
hanging off a cliff with huge crocodiles biting you
drinking ketchup mixed with lime, boogers, poo, wee, insects, snake skin, and dead rats
being miserable at work but happy at home
being happy at work but miserable at home
being a hopeless friendless loner
having a whole bunch of friends who secretly hate you
Watching your favorite football team go winless
Watching your least favorite football team win the Super Bowl
Wrecking your new car
Wrecking your boyfriend's/girlfriend's car
Eating your pet
Your pet eating you
not being able to eat or drink for forty days
not being able to sleep or rest your head for forty days
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