being stuck in an elavator w/ bad music
being stuck in an elavator w/ bugs
Finding a worm in your apple
Finding a bug in your soup
dropping your iPod down the toilet
dropping your cell phone in the sink
being stabbed by your arch enemy
being tortured and electically shocked with a 9v battery for days
Being naked for the rest of your life
Only eating bugs for the rest of your life
finding out your parents were related
finding out your girlfriend is your "long lost" sister
going to the movies with your friend's girl/boy freind and then he/she walks in
walking into the movies and seeing your girl/boy freind with your best friend
Having a hangover after an awesome night of partying
Feeling fully rested after a night of sitting at home alone
Sitting in the baking heat with no fan
Sitting in freezing weather with no blanket or coverage
Having nothing but a steak knife and fork to eat your bowl of cereal
Having nothing but a spoon to eat your steak
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