having an oozing pimple on your forehead while on a date
having a bad cold sore on your lip while on a date
 
 

having the food you cannot live without get too expensive for you to buy it anymore
having that one food that you love be the only thing you can eat for eternity
 
 

Having your lips sewn together
Having your eyelids sewn shut
 
 

living with your parents at 35
living with your worst enemy
 
 

Having a baby spit up in your mouth
Having a baby pee in your mouth
 
 

marrying a man/woman that u hate because they are the only one person would marry you
marrying the person of your dreams and find out that they dont really love you
 
 

Getting sprayed by a skunk before a first date
getting sunburned really bad before your wedding
 
 

Being ugly and have parents that are nice to you
Being pretty and have parents that beat you
 
 

Eating 1,000 hotdogs out of a toilet bowl to get into a fraternity
Not brushing your teeth for a month
 
 

Not being able to feel pain, and never know when you're hurt
Feeling everything 10 times as painful for the rest of you'r life
 
 
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