living in a house infested with roaches
eating roaches
having poison ivy on ur butt
having sunburn on ur boobs
Your crush making fun of your pimple
Your crush making fun of your very visible birth mark
getting run over by a tractor trailer truck going 50 mph
getting run over by a train going 60 mph
eating a year-old banana
eating a glass full of raw eggs
kissing a baboon that just cleaned itself
licking a janitor's plunger
Being hung by the neck but never dying
Being crucified and never dying
having to kill your best friend to cheat death
having your best friend kill YOU to cheat death themselves
walking around with dog poop on you shoe all day and not noticing
walking around with a period stain on your butt all day and not noticing
eating at the dump
eating in the sewer
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