lightbulb jokes
knock-knock jokes
reading a book you like and forgetting the page
reading a book you like and you get disturbed by other people
Waking up to find you're in the wrong house
Accidentally walking on stage during a play
Life without love
Life without chocolate
kissing someone with a lot of drool and old, floating, decaying food particles
kissing someone with watery pimples on the inside of their mouth and bad breath
Drinking 1 cup of someone else's saliva
Drinking 1 cup of someone else's blood
stepping on a tack with your bare feet
poking yourself really hard in the eye
getting your eyes gouged out with a spoon
your testicles put on a table and smashed with a hammer
Having the worst teacher with the best subject
Having the best teacher and the worst subject
Getting a totally noticable pimple on picture day
Having your hair a complete mess when the CNN news crew come to school
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