getting pregnant on a one night stand
not being able to get pregnant
kissing the smelly kid in class
finding out you're the smellly kid in class
making a joke infront of your friends that no one finds funny
your parnet's making a joke infront of your friends that no one finds funny
Putting your finger in a blender
Putting your finger in a garbage disposal
tripping on a badly paved path and grating your knees
falling off a bike on a smooth path
Having something in your teeth and not knowing it
Talking to someone with something in their teeth who get offended when people say things like that
Licking someones dirty ear
Licking someones dirty nose
Having an ugly face but a great body
having a beautiful face but a bad body
Getting your tongue piercing ripped out
Getting your belly button piercing ripped out
Catching your boyfriend making out with your best friend and then lie straight to your face
Catching your boyfriend with your mom and he says he's a she's a better kisser
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