the person you love telling you they don't love you and then not seeing them again
that same person still going to your school/work and having to see them everyday
Having a leg broken
Having an arm broken
Coming out of the toilet on a date with your fly unzipped
Coming out of the toilet on a date with toilet paper stuck to your foot
having someone shave your head when you're sleeping
getting the worst picture of yourself tatooed on your ass.
Getting your butt sewn together so u can never poop again
having your mouth sewn together so u can never talk again
Having to fart while you are on T.V.
Having hiccups while you are on T.V.
To have a job you love but get paid really low
To have a job you hate but get paid really well
Always smelling the smell of dog crap
People always think you smell like dog crap
getting in trouble by the teacher in frount of your crush
tipping in your chair and falling on your crush
getting your pinky chopped off
getting your baby toe chpped off
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