Farting in a public bathroom that amplfiles the sound
Farting in a public bathroom that amplflies the smell
 
 

Having the guy you like making a really funny joke and you peeing all over the place because it was so funny
Sitting next to your crush and farting in complete silence
 
 

Pouring a big bowl of cereal and realizing there is no milk
Pouring a big bowl of cereal and milk and later finding out the milk is sour
 
 

Not being able to trust anybody
Being too trusting with everbody
 
 

Having four fingers on each hand
Having seven toes on one foot and 4 on the other
 
 

Having a unibrow for the rest of your life
Having one eyebrow totally shaved off for the rest of your life
 
 

Always feeling guilty
Never feeling guilty
 
 

Never being able to shower again
Never being able to brush your teeth again
 
 

Lying to a person so you don't have to see them
Hanging out with a person when you don't want to
 
 

Your Mom/Dad dating a guy/girl who is a complete loser
Your Mom/Dad dating a guy/girl you already dated
 
 
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