Sliding down a Razor Blade on your Back into a Pool of Alcohol
Having your Toe Nails ripped out by the Roots
Washing your face in some one else's spit
Washing your face in a toilet
Being locked in a closet for 20 days with food
Being locked in a closet for 1 day without any food
Eating 5 gallons of hair
Drinking 5 gallons of shampoo
Having phone/email/IM/face to face/etc. contact with only your worst enemy
with no one at all
Finding a dirty tampon in your burrito after you bite it
Eating the hair out of a public shower drain after the boys wresting team just went through
Being the only being on a planet except 6,000,000,000 bloodthirsty killer monkeys
Being the only girl on a planet except 6,000,000,000 hungry super geeks that all want you
In a toilet with a very long line but all you can hear is you peeing
In a toilet with a short line but all you can hear is you having a poo
Shouting out the name of your crush ... just as he walks past!
Shouting the name of your crush so everyone in school hears it ... luckily he's not there that day!
Eating a spoonful of someone else's poo
Drinking a pint of someone else's snot
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