Itching real bad
Hurting real bad
Living as there is a God to die and find out that there isn't
Living as if there isn't a God to die and find out that there is
falling asleep on a date in a movie theater
falling asleep on a date in the restroom in a restraunt
Singing naked in front of an audience of 2,000 people, you'll never see again
Singing naked in front of your entire family and group of friends
Being an hour earily and having to sit in the waiting room for an hour
Being an hour late and have to reschedule your appointment
Having annoying siblings
being an only child
swimming across a river that is wild and you don't know what is in it
walking all the way around only to find out it was harmless
Dying by a rhinosorous running into you with his horn
Dying by getting trampled by a herd of buffalos
Being wrongfully acused of killing someone and having the death penalty
Having your most loved one being given the death penalty for a killing you did
Missing your favorite band's concert for a job interview
Missing a job interview for your favorite band's concert
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