Singing the National Anthem off key for a large crowd
Forgetting the words to the National Anthem for a large crowd
Getting your privates bitten by fire ants
Having poison oak rubbed on your privates
falling on stage in front of a crowd
running off of stage in front of a crowd
soap in the eyes
soap in the mouth
Going out with someone who is fat, greasy, spotty, smells of old bacon grease, and is incredibly clumsy and embarassing
Going out with someone who is hyperactive, insane, small, puny and idiotic, with a weird shaped head
going into an elevator with 10 other people and farting loudly and it's smelly
peeing in an elevator when you're drunk and getting caught on camera and it's put on the internet
in a fight with your family
in a fight with your friend
Waking up to find a cockroach sucking on your tear duct for moisture
Waking up to find two rats fighting on your stomach
having a friend who talks to much
having a friend who dosen't talk
having to amputate your leg with a spoon
having to amputate your arm with a paperclip
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