Living the high life and going to hell
Living a traditional life only to discover there is no hell
Changing your spouses diapers for eternity
Having your spouse change your diapers for eternity
Having a cow follow you around and crap on your face every 30 seconds with no possible escape
Being forced to crap on your best friend's face every 30 seconds with no possible escape
getting all your body hair waxed off
a million needles in your eyes
Going on a roller coaster that breaks down while your on it
Waiting an hour to ride it and it breaks down right before you go
Stepping on rotting roadkill on a hot day
Falling into a cesspool while it's being drained
Being abducted by aliens
Being sold into slavery
Having your face scraped across the pavement after flying out of a car
Having someone take a medical needle and pushing it into your pupil
stepping in doggie poo
having to change a stinky baby diaper
Commiting suicide by slashing your wrists
Commiting suicide by pointing a gun to your head and pulling the triger
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