picking your wedgie and then somebody seeing you and blurting out that you had a wedgie
you just tellin everybody that you had a wedgie so they all know and THEY dont have to shout anything out about it
 
 

Having a stomach ache
Having a headache
 
 

loosing your wedding ring and lying to your spouse about it's whereabouts
loosing your wedding ring and buying a new one to replace it, secretly
 
 

losing a friend because of the truth
keeping a friend because of a lie
 
 

having a big butt
having a big nose
 
 

Wearing pants so loose they keep falling down and showing your butt crack
Wearing pants so tight that when you sit down they rip in the back
 
 

watching a movie that you hate and having to watch it all your life
listening to a song you hate and having to listen to it all your life
 
 

Drinking really really sour lemonade and then finding out its urine
Drinking bitter cocoa and then later finding out it’s melted poop
 
 

Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
 
 

Ripping your fingernails off 1 by 1
Ripping your toenails off 1 by 1
 
 
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