Dog barf on your pillow
Cat poop in your shoes
Someone burning you with lit cigarettes
Someone cutting little bits of your skin off
getting stuck in a traffic jam before a really big date
getting stuck in traffic on your date
swallowing your gum
getting your gum stuck in your hair
Eating bunny turds that you thought were raisins
Drinking someone's pee that you thought was lemonade?
Being hung
Drowning
Being stung by 5 bees
Having lemon juice in your paper cut
looking at your friend picking his/her nose
picking your nose while your friends are watching
Being in a ring with a boxer
Being in a ring with a pro Wrestler
having to lick a non-showering, fat, sweaty man's arm pits
having to make out with a 101 year old man who just puked
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