Having a really hot boyfriend/girlfriend who can't kiss
having a really ugly boyfriend/girlfriend who kisses really well
stapling your finger
stepping on a tack
Making out with your grandma/grandpa
making out with your dog who just ate cat crap
being chased by the guy from the chainsaw massacre
dying in your dreams with Freddy Krueger
Having your name spelled wrong on a trophy
Having your name spelled right on a restraining order
Being a stunningly beautiful bimbo
being a nerd with a 230 IQ
putting a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a brick wall
bitting on a peice of sandpaper as hard as you can and having someone rip it out of your mouth
yelling in a room of silence "I have to poop"
farting really loud in the middle of lunch at school
Going to go buy tampons with your dad
Going to go buy thongs with your grandma
eating ice cream with a huge thick piece of hair stuck in it that isn't yours
eating a salad full of dead flies on top of it
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