Drinking Diarrhea from a goat's butt with a straw
Drinking Diarrhea from your own butt with a hose
not being able to have the girl of your dreams
not being able to have anyone at all
getting caught eating your boogers
getting caught digging in your pants, scratching your butt
dying young from a natural causes
dying old by a crazed killer
Having all your teeth pulled out at the same time
Having all your hair pulled out at the same time
burping during a big public speech
throwing up on your crush
Wiping with sandpaper
Wiping with poison ivy
Shaving your head
shaving your boyfriend/girlfriend's back
Having to pee through your nose
Having to smell with your crotch
Having 560 dollars stolen from you at gun point
Having no money stolen, but 5 guys still beat you
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