Having to give an old man a sponge bath
Getting a sponge bath from an old man
Having a boss who claims he understands what you are going through
Having a boss who incessently prods you to swap juicy stories with him/her
having a claw for a hand
having webbed feet
Saying “hi” to someone you love that doesn’t remember you
Being said “hi” to by someone that loves you that you don’t even know
skinny dipping
streaking
throwing up lasagna
throwing up chicken noodle soup
Getting a nail shot into your eye by a nail gun
Attaching a string to your moler with a brick on the other side and throwing it down a building
eating a pound of butter
eating a bottle of ketchup
farting while you stand at the altar on your own wedding
farting during an intimate time with your husband/wife
eating your ears
eating your eyes
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