Sucking the contents of a dirty gas station toilet through a straw
Eating a plate of fresh, warm dog turd
kissing your boyfriend and you accidentally ripping out his tongue piercing
you kissing your boyfriend and both of your braces getting stuck together
Dying during the best make-out session of your life
Having to suffer through a horrible makeout session for eternity
Being the person who vomits
Being the person mopping it up
Owning a Mac
Owning a PC
Growing one inch taller everyday
Growing one inch shorter everyday
living in complete darkness
living in really bright light
starving to death
eating so much that you die from it
licking dirty dishes
licking dirty underwear
Finding out your real mom is the queen England as soon as you die
Going away for a month and finding out you won 20 million dollars but you didn’t claim it so they gave it to Bill Gates
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