licking the inside of a trashcan
licking a public library's computer keyboard
Giving birth to a baby in public
Getting stripped of your cloths in public
Being able to communicate only in song
Being able to communicate only through carrier pigeon
Having a cool job with people you hate
Having a sucky job with people you like
Being really bored for the rest of your life
Being really busy for the rest of your life
Not being able to control your temper
Not being able to control your bowels
Getting your period in a public pool in front of your classmates
Getting your period in your white Karate uniform in front of your Karate class
Getting telemarketing calls all day every day
Having to make telemarketing calls 5 days a week
Never calling people on the phone
Never e-mailing people
sticking ur finger in a light socket
sticking ur finger in a pencil sharpner while on
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