dumped in a tub
Getting dumped in a tub of cat poop.
Getting dumped in a tub of cockroaches.
 
 

boyfriend/girlfriend
Never being able to see you boyfriend/girlfriend again?
Seeing him/her every single day all day and not being able to breakup?
 
 

tonenails or teeth pulled
Having your toenails pulled off one by one
Having all your teeth pulled out one by one
 
 

good idea
having a good idea and never being able to use it.
having a good idea stolen from you.
never having any good ideas.
 
 

peeing or pooping
pooping in public
peeing in public
 
 

licking 500 payphones
Licking 500 payphones.
Licking a toilet rim at a gas station.
 
 

eaten by your family member
Eaten by your family member.
You eating the family member.
 
 

Ironing your shirt while still in it
Ironing your shirt while still in it
Having a bird fall out of the sky and hit you on the head
 
 

Having your boyfriend tell you that he cheats on you.
Having your boyfriend tell you that he cheats on you.
Having yourself figured that he cheats on you
 
 

Being dirty and having clean clothes
Being dirty and having clean clothes
Being clean and having dirty clothes
 
 
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