Making out with your unknown long lost brother/sister
Making out with a man you thought was a woman
 
 

Finding out the chicken you ate wasn't chicken, it was fried ants on the cob
finding out the place you ate at wasn't a restaurant
 
 

having a best friend who cries all the time for no reason and has a loud, annoying cry
having a best friend who laughs all the time for no reason and has a loud, annoying laugh
 
 

wetting the bed at a friend's house
wetting the bed at home
 
 

Eating a brain uncooked
Eating a pair of lungs uncooked
 
 

Making out with the most disscusting guy/girl you know
Never being able to kiss anyone again
 
 

Dropping your cell phone in the toilet
Dropping your iPod video with all your favorite songs and videos in the toilet
 
 

Having each finger cut off
Having your nose cut off
 
 

having a puke attack while on a date
having the really horrible diarrehea on a date
 
 

being blind and not knowing when to stop wiping
being able to see and not caring when to stop
 
 
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